I'm obsessed with these floral jeans from Madewell. I've thought about all the different tops I would wear with them. I've thought about how I could wear them to work and not look like I was wearing jeans. Basically, I've thought a little too much about a single pair of pants. "So why don't you buy them already, whiny mcwhinerson?" Well, my little chicken nugget, they cost $135. And mama's trying to go to Florida.