I've been in this weird mood lately where I would like to shop, but I would rather not spend money. I want things, and yet I can't pull the trigger. Maybe this is adulthood. Maybe I'm growing up. Does spending wisely equal maturity? Regardless, when I get in these rather depressing moods, I can still appreciate that there are crazy things in this consumer world that could be fun to own for about a ... half-second. And I'm pretty sure I've been put on this earth to point them out to you.